Anonymous asked: Is it true you eat babies?
I chew them, like gum.
This is a bootleg video I shot along with Brendan Carr when we last saw Neil Hamburger at Johnny Brenda’s in Philly on 1/18/2010.
The man is pure genius (Neil, not Brendan…okay, Brendan too)
Please make sure to gather as many children as possible around the computer for this…
The Dude abides…
Why did God give Smashmouth three top ten singles?
Well, it was a clerical error — he meant to give them all AIDS.
-Neil Hamburger
This is Joel & my text conversation as we watched the Phillies sign Cliff Lee REAL time
Sure, we can’t all agree on saying “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays,” but surely we can all agree the Mets suck!
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry and they think you’re a pussy.
